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President Donald J. Trump Failures & Lies

THIS IS A PARODY SITE, UNAFFILIATED WITH THE WHITEHOUSE.

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Economy and Jobs

President Trump claimed that he was responsible for the economic growth cause by the previous (and legitimate) President Brack Obama.

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Immigration

President Trump wants to ban every Muslim country, except for the ones who actually attacked us on 9/11 (Saudi Arabia). And Mexico isn't paying for the wall.

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Foreign Policy

Foreign Policy? Trump knows nothing about it. Unless you call insulting our allies and sucking up to Putin good "foreign policy."

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National Security and Defense

Tiny-hands Trump continues to spend money on our bloated military, while people in Flint still are without clean water.

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Safety Regulations

Trump killed the Clean Streams & Rivers act. He is also bringing back asbestos, so a new generation can sue for mesothelioma!

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Land and Agriculture

He really screwed over the farmers, who voted for him, unfortunately. I guess they get what they asked for.

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Law and Justice

President Trump has no respect for law and order. He refuses to even sit down with Robert Mueller, because he's afraid of impeaching himself (lying).

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Energy and Environment

President Trump thinks wind farms are bad because they kill birds; supports a coal agenda. Maybe we'll all get coal-burning cars? MAGA, right?

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Government Accountability

The biggest joke on this page. Trump refuses to show tax returns, and spends millions of tax-payer money, golfing every weekend.

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Health Care

Lying President Trump told us he had a much better health care plan for the American people. Turns out, he had no plan at all!

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Infrastructure and Technology

Space Force! Yeah, totally, we are going to have a Space Force, because Trump is a child in an adult body.

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Social Programs

Republicans are well know for "social programs." They LOVE socialism, just ask them!

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Education

President Trump allowed Betsy Devos to "pay to play" and essentially buy her job as Secretary of Education. Oh and incidentally, she's a moron.

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Military & Veterans

President Bone-Spurs got five rich-boy deferrals for a condition that gets worse with time. Better men went in his place. His personal Vietnam was trying not to get an STD.